fair warnings are not always fair, dear reader. sometimes, in the name of haste, SOME OTHER poster might post a "fair warning" to try and assuage any potential disappointment one will undoubtedly have with his (self-proclaimed) "gratifying" posts. sometimes, SOME OTHER poster will shrug responsibility for being at all clever or witty or insightful by issuing what he might decide to call a "fair warning."
in conclusion, dear reader, what it is actually fair to say is that sometimes "fair warnings" are bullshit.
alas, my dear reader, if you should happen to decide to read any of THIS PARTICULAR poster's entries, you will be most assuredly gratified in the most constant of ways*.
*results not typical. satisfaction is likely, but not guaranteed. please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. cash value is equal to 1/1000th of one cent.
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