Fair warning

Just a heads up for anyone who chooses to read this. Or anyone forced to read this. Just anyone reading here in general regardless of coercion or trickery. The title of this blog is probably relatively misleading. I am in no way insinuating that what you see here will provide anything remotely resembling constant gratification. I'm not even implying that you'll feel any gratification at all. In fact, its highly possible that after reading anything here, you will demand that the time you spent reading be returned to you. In which case, don't be ridiculous. Time doesn't work like that. Get over it and move on. I would say, best case, you might get...3-5 minutes worth of gratification at a clip, maybe a few times a week. *Best* case. Even that is probably optimistic, but its Friday so I'm going with it. That is all.

/disclaimer.